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In order to express my sincerity, I have decided to let this statue bear witness and to become brothers with you

Little Saint! Come here!

Little Saint, today you can eat whatever you want! Don't be polite! Here, this great hero is quite familiar with it!

It is not just a bad thing! It is fundamentally an affront to justice! They have come up with a nonsensical set of thirteen rules! This is a stifling! Do you understand what stifling means? A school that was originally as free and easy as paradise, with such a relaxed atmosphere, has been destroyed like this! ... ... Hell, the current Maple Forest High School is simply a hell where demons run rampant ... ... And that student council president who dares not show his face, I see him as nothing but a demon. Hell, the current Maple Forest High School is simply a hell where demons run rampant ... ... And that student council president who dares not show his face, I see him as nothing but a demon! Idiot! Pig head! -- He just hides in the student council office, if he has the ability, he should come out and face everyone one-on-one, let strength convince people! -- I guess, he must be a super big frog! After issuing the thirteen rules, he doesn't dare to show his face, it must be because he is too ugly to face people!

"Alright, Xiao Sheng! You need to stop talking now." I extended my hand to stop Xiao Sheng, "I, Yi Linxi, have made up my mind! Although this statue appears to lack taste, with the man having a beer belly and the woman having elephant legs—these flaws cannot overshadow my unwavering friendship towards you!"

I pulled the bewildered little saint in front of the statue and knelt down with a "thud".

This... this sentence should be me asking you, right!" I said with a hint of annoyance, "I really don't understand how a big guy like you could run away so quickly, almost getting us caught!"

Well! Good!

Hmph! He is a hundred times worse than what I said! I huffed in anger and rolled my eyes dramatically.

"Little Sheng! Hold on tight!" I said, as I lifted Little Sheng onto my back and took off running!

Brush

A total of fifty-eight yuan! However, considering that you are students, I will give you a discount, so it will be fifty-five yuan! Be sure to come often in the future!

Hehehe... Boss, wait a moment! I said, beckoning to Xiao Sheng with my finger.

Are you kidding me! You are the statue!

He, he, he, he... Is he really that bad? After listening to my lengthy discourse, Xiao Sheng looked at me in disbelief and swallowed hard.

I hurriedly leaned my head close to Xiao Sheng's ear and whispered in a low voice

Forget it, forget it! Don't think too much about it, after all, we have already escaped! Moreover, this hero is not someone who likes to be overly calculative! I forgive you!

Oh... okay... such a lovely smile

Hmph! It's not just dislike, it's outright loathing! Every time I think of that detestable group, my anger surges uncontrollably!

Hehe! This boss really knows how to do business! I like this generous personality!

"Oh? Really?" Xiao Sheng's eyes suddenly widened, and he became excited.

Little Saint, did you bring any money with you

Safely returned to the dormitory, and surprisingly, Jin Gang did not come to trouble me! Truly, "a hero has his own destiny"

The boss was stunned for three seconds by our sudden action, but he quickly regained his composure and shouted at the top of his lungs

I pulled Xiao Sheng over the school wall and arrived at the most famous street of night market snacks in Fenglin City

"No way? You haven't even tried stinky tofu? Haha! I told you it's not bad! The things I, the great hero, recommend are absolutely reliable! Just eat with peace of mind!" As I spoke, I proudly pointed at a large pile of snacks on the table with my chopsticks.

I thought to myself, gritting my teeth, I plucked a hair from the top of my head and presented it before my boss

Huh? A statue? But Xiaoxi...

Slurp!

Did the student council do anything wrong

Hehe... what a naive fellow...

Oh? Money? I have never had the habit of carrying money.

Bubble tea! Sago! Specialty fruit mixed shaved ice

I pouted and mumbled, my face alternating between red and white

How satisfying it is to eat! I pat my round belly and suddenly feel a bit sleepy, wanting to go back to sleep.

"Oh? Really? Is it really possible?" Little Sheng looked at me with a pair of bright, sparkling eyes.

Oh! Why is this boss so petty? It's only a little over fifty yuan! Losing a bit of profit won't kill anyone! Oh dear, they're almost catching up!

Well... although some unpleasant things happened today, I became brothers with Xiao Sheng in the evening, adding another brother to my life! Moreover, I rescued my classmates' pet today, and tomorrow everyone will surely cheer for me as their hero!

However, this is also good; knowing this kid's weakness for food, he will have to obediently listen to me from now on

Little Sheng looked at me with some confusion and blinked, ultimately nodding his head

"Stop! You two freeloaders!" Not far away, the boss was menacingly chasing after us with a rolling pin raised high!

Hahaha! It's nothing!" I laughed heartily and waved my hand, "This is nothing! Just a little saint... Have you never been here before?"

Uh... aren't humans all evolved from monkeys? Even Sun Wukong and this great hero were from the same family five hundred years ago! Boss, just let it go!

Oh... ? ... What is happening? Why is my heart suddenly beating so violently ... ? Could it be that ... ... ... could it be that ... ... I accidentally sustained internal injuries when I fell while descending from the water pipe today ... ... ... It seems I need to practice my luck well when I get home ...

Little Sheng knelt to the side, staring blankly at me, then glancing at the cursing "Heavenly God," and suddenly burst into a fit of laughter

Xiao Sheng's words exploded like an atomic bomb above my head

Ah! It's nothing! It's nothing! Hehehe! I quickly gathered my thoughts and pointed casually to a nearby snack stall, "Let's go! We are going to celebrate the super success of tonight's 'rescue operation'!"

Huh? Xiaoxi, weren't the animals released by you? I didn't...

" sworn brothers? But... aren't you a girl? ..."

I blissfully thought to myself and unknowingly drifted into slumber

To my surprise, this fellow Xiao Sheng could not stop eating, and coupled with the fact that I am famously known for my large appetite, in just a short while, we had devoured more than half of the delicious food on the table

I will count to three, and we will all run in the direction we just came from! Except for me, no one else is allowed to stop! Do you understand?

I thought about reaching into my pocket and feeling around

Uh...! ... Bringing him to have snacks shouldn't be a big deal, right? But why is Xiao Sheng so excited, as if I am about to take him flying into outer space? This kind of reaction truly gives me a sense of accomplishment

I hooked my hand around Xiao Sheng's neck and lowered my voice to say

Laugh... What is so funny? It was done with good intentions... Hmph...

You foul girl! Who are you calling beer belly and elephant legs!

Ah! The statue... the statue has come to life! Could it be that the gods have manifested? I bowed deeply in reverence to the two "gods" before me

Hahaha! At this age, I am still grateful for learning to squat from my father when I was young. Even now, with a height of 1.8 meters on my back, I can still move swiftly, easily tossing the snack stall owner far away in just a few moments!

Boss! It's time to settle the bill! I called out loudly to the vendor, clearly displaying the demeanor of a "big client"

"Xiao Xi, what are you doing?" Xiao Sheng knelt beside me, asking in confusion.

Hahaha! No problem! No problem! Hehehe... I quickly turned my head and smiled while waving my hand to the boss

By the way, Little Saint! Today we rescued the trapped animals together and also had a free meal together

Not good! Looking at the boss's expression, it seems he is already furious and about to go crazy

I raised the two bamboo sticks in my hand and said with a serious expression

Boss! Today... just happens to be the day. This great hero forgot to bring the front! Here, here, here! You take this strand of hair first! As long as you encounter any trouble in the future, just shout my name three times while holding this strand of hair, and I will come to help you! Completely free! Hehehehe!

Wow! Snack Street! I have wanted to come here for a long time! Just now, the previously worried Xiao Sheng looked at the steaming variety of snacks on both sides of the road, and his eyes immediately sparkled, his voice rising by eight degrees in excitement

Wow! That's amazing! Xiaoxi! Thank you!" Xiaosheng's face blossomed with joy like a flower.

I touched my round and full belly and let out a satisfied burp

After turning two street corners, confirming that we were finally safe, I placed the little saint on a stone bench by the roadside and wiped the sweat from my forehead with force

"Is it ... ... like this? ... ..." Little Sheng looked at me with wide eyes, seemingly understanding yet not fully comprehending

Wow! Xiaoxi, these things are so delicious! Can we come back again next time?" Xiaosheng looked at me with an expectant expression and winked.

Xiao Xi, you may have misunderstood...

"Xiao Xi! Xiao Xi! What is wrong with you?" Xiao Sheng looked at me curiously as I remained silent for a long time

Eh? What is happening? Why has Xiao Sheng's complexion turned so pale, and he is running slower and slower! In the end, Xiao Sheng pressed his chest in pain and squatted down on the ground.

I looked up in surprise! My goodness! The statue was actually standing with its hands on its hips, glaring at me!

It is quite strange. Has he never been to a night market before? It's not like it's a high-end restaurant where one has to cover a plate with a lid after eating a piece of grilled beef. Why is he so excited?

May you bless me, Yilinxi, to be remembered in history and to endure through the ages Amen

Oh... so it turns out to be a living person

One ! Two ! Three !

Within half a second, Little Saint looked at me with a face full of surprise, with excited little red flowers all around his head

I snapped my fingers at Xiao Sheng and picked up four bamboo skewers used for grilled beef on the roadside, giving two of them to Xiao Sheng

Huff huff huff

Hmph! Crazy! We can't even manage to have a relationship here! Let's go!

I thought, with boundless enthusiasm, I hooked my arm around Little Sheng's neck

Not long after, the boss walked over with a smile, holding a greasy bill.

"Xiao Xi... are you okay?" Xiao Sheng raised his head, looking at me with a face full of concern

The two "deities" shouted curses while holding hands and jumped out of the flower pool

Oh dear! It doesn't matter how we address each other! In any case, from now on, we are all in the same boat! In the future at Maple Forest High School, I will look out for you! And you, too, must uphold brotherly loyalty; a brother's secrets must never be disclosed to others! Otherwise, you will face dire consequences!

Ah ...! ... How unfortunate! I changed my clothes this morning, and my wallet is in the coat I wore yesterday ...! Sob ... ... I should borrow from Xiao Sheng first, I can always return it to him tomorrow, he probably won't mind!

Well! I went abroad when I was very young and just returned recently, so I have never been here. Moreover, I usually stay at home and rarely go out

Wow! Behold the strength of this great hero, the bear!

Is that true? Upon hearing this, Xiao Sheng's eyes immediately sparkled with brightness as he looked up at me with joy

Although I worshipped the wrong deity, Xiao Sheng and I have become brothers. After bidding farewell to him at the school gate, I walked briskly towards the dormitory building

The winds rise and the clouds surge

Stinky girl! Do you take me for a fool? Do you think you are Sun Wukong?" the boss shouted angrily

Haha ... ... Haha ... ... It's nothing really! I scratched my head awkwardly

Delicious! So delicious! — What is this thing?

Stop! How dare you dine and dash! You two, stop right there!

Oh? It seems there is a statue of a man and a woman embracing behind that flower bed over there! ... Alas, to have such an "inappropriate for children" statue in a public place...! ... Never mind! People of the world are not overly concerned with trivialities; let's make do and utilize it a bit!

What’s wrong? Xiao Sheng, you’re not the president of the student council, so what are you so excited about?! Alright, alright! Let’s eat! I picked up a piece of stinky tofu with chopsticks and unceremoniously stuffed it into Xiao Sheng's mouth just as he was about to speak.

Sigh... it seems there is no other way; I can only resort to my ultimate move...

Boom

Alright! No problem! This hero is always at your service! Hehehe! I laughed heartily and patted Xiao Sheng on the shoulder

Thump thump thump thump

Come, come, come! Barbecued lamb chops from the Western Regions! A taste you will never forget!

As soon as I finished speaking, Xiao Sheng and I suddenly stood up from our seats and rushed towards the entrance of the snack street

Wow, this hero is truly magnificent

Is there a problem? The boss began to show some impatience after seeing us whispering for most of the day

I patted Xiao Sheng on the shoulder: "Xiao Sheng, it's getting late, let's head back!"

Wow! Xiaoxi, you are amazing! You can order so many things without even looking at the menu." Xiaosheng looked at me with admiration, his fists clenched.

Misunderstanding? How is that possible! Haven't you heard the complaints from the students at school?" I frowned and waved my hand impatiently, "Alright, alright! Let's not mention that guy anymore! He is simply a mood killer! — However, if he looked as handsome as you, Xiao Sheng, I, Yi Linxi, might just let him off the hook!"

Little Saint's eyes suddenly dimmed, and he awkwardly smiled at me: "I'm sorry, I actually am ... ... "

Wow! I am truly exhausted! I waved my sore shoulders and collapsed onto the soft bed.

Alas! This fellow's determination is still not strong enough; he needs to exert a bit more effort!

"Please! How can we, the children of the rivers and lakes, not wander around... As a 'Prince Charming', how can one not frequently venture out to understand the hardships of the people? Look at this prince; it seems he can only ride a horse. Alas!"

Ah! What do the children of the rivers and lakes care for trivial matters? In any case! Today, we face life and death together, and this is the fortune you have earned from your past life! Why don't we take this opportunity to become sworn brothers?" I said generously, patting Xiao Sheng on the shoulder

Run fast! Xiao Sheng, run fast! The boss is chasing us! I ran forward desperately while glancing back at Xiao Sheng who was following behind me.

Oh my! A large bead of sweat is continuously rolling down Xiao Sheng's forehead! But we haven't been running for long!

Oh... Did I just speak too harshly?

I thought to myself and glanced around with my eyes narrowed

"Little Saint! What happened to you?" I hurriedly ran back a few steps and squatted down to look at him

Alas, as a prince, how can Xiao Sheng be so oblivious to the suffering of the common people? Very well, let me elaborate on this matter in detail

Stinky tofu! Freshly made, both stinky and delicious stinky tofu!

Boss! Please bring ten skewers of beef, ten skewers of pork tenderloin, and add extra chili! Also, two servings of grilled fish and one serving of chives! Ah! By the way! I also need one large serving of hand-torn squid! Oh, and one serving each of spicy shrimp and spicy river snails! And also, two servings of stinky tofu!

Hmm! Alright!" Little Sheng nodded while chewing on the last skewer of beef.

Huh? Who is speaking?

"Eh? What happened, Xiao Xi?" Xiao Sheng tilted his head, looking at me in confusion

The familiar sounds of bustling and hawking... Hmph, this is the very place where I spent the most time during my three years in middle school; I could find the best food here even with my eyes closed

"By the way, Xiaoxi, do you really dislike the student council?" Xiaosheng suddenly asked cautiously

You, you, you, you didn't bring it either?! Then, what are we going to do?! I looked at Xiao Sheng in astonishment, my eyes wide open like light bulbs.

Hahaha! This is so funny! This is so funny!

The boss wore a sullen expression, watching the hair in my hand sway left and right with the wind, his anger rising like smoke from a barbecue grill, hissing upwards